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You can get free business cards of your own by clicking HERE. Uncle Ralph suggest access to where you can get of your own business cards for free. Use them to give the people you meet your phone number, email, address or anything else you'd like to say.

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Give to those you love so that they can get the help they need.

Below is a picture of the Ask Uncle Ralph Free Business Cards.

Card Type "A"	Card Type "B"

Card Type "C"	The Text on the Back of Most Cards Reads:
	You have been given this card because someone thinks you need help. here is where to get it. Plus a small sponsor ad.
Card Type "D"
You've been given this card because someone thinks you need help. Here's where you need to get it www.AskUncleRalph.com	The Text on the Back of this card will show a small current sponsor ad.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for getting your butt beat for using these cards inappropriately.

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To get your free business cards, drop an e-mail to FreeCards@AskUncleRalph.com. Be sure to specify card type "A", "B", "C". Also please remember to provide your ship-to address. Your e-mail or mailing address will not be used in any other way than to ship your Ask Uncle Ralph Business Cards. Included Free Shipping And Handling. Note: Available only in the U.S.

[Editors Note: when you ask for cards, be sure to say how much you love Uncle Ralph. It makes him feel good.]

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Free Uncle Ralph Wall Paper for Your Computer

Instructions for download: Double click the small picture, it will open in a new window. Right Click the Image and click "Set as Background". This will set the picture as your new wall paper.