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Dear Uncle Ralph,
I've written you several times about my small butt and how i cant attract any
attention from men in the trailer park. what should i do to enhance my
attractiveneess?
Monkeyface
Dear Monkeyface,
I'm sorry I've missed your early letters. Perhaps even I can overlook
small butts. But I tell you what I can do. Send me a picture of your
butt and I'll try and make some suggestions of what you can do with it.
Meanwhile, if you want a bigger butt, use the old tried and true method:
Get Married.
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