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(To be read with a
southern accent while 'Dueling Banjos' plays ever so gently in
the background)
First of all this
TRAILER is SWEET!!
***REVISED***
(BE
SURE TO READ THRU TO THE BOTTOM)
With more
than 10,000 hits on Ebay and Radio & TV News coverage, we've
decided to re-list. Buy this here SWEET
Trailer and you too could be a Legend, just like Thelma and
Earl!!
Go to our "About
Me" page to listen to the Uncle Ralph Song!
My name
is Thelma and this here is my Ol' man, cousin Earl. As you can
see from the pictures we've been livin' the high life in this
here SWEET trailer in Burton, Michigan.
Yeah, it's nice and all, but it's just not us. It never did
feel quite like home. For crying out loud they won't even let
us put a couch out on the lawn or keep the Vega up on blocks in
the driveway. Plus, it's just so big and spacious. Now that
Earl Dale Jr. and Lurleen have run off together with their 4
kids. This 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom MANSION of a trailer is just
right for the high falutin' or the savvy investor type. It's
got central air, warsher and dryer, stove and fridge,
dishwarsher and a real fancy security system. There's even
skylights in each bathroom, shoot far!! Earl and me, we just
need to go back down home where we fit in. I can almost hear my
Momma yellin for me now " Thelma, gitcher trashy a$$ down here
and git yer Daddy a beer". But we can't go down home til we
sell this here SWEET
trailer. Butter my butt and call me a biscuit...this place is
NICE! As a matter of fact, it's gooder than grits!! It's real
clean and you can move right in. The neighbors are sweet as
pie, and the community is real fancy like with a built in
swimming pool, basketball courts, fitness center, a beautiful
clubhouse for baby showers, Mary Kay parties and whatnot and a
playscape for you folks that are thinkin about startin a
family...like Earl always says, if the trailers a rockin'...
And
Bentley schools are real fine, they teach 'em all the way up to
the 12th grade! But Earl and me's favorite part is the FREE
Drive in movies! (see picture)
So if
you're lookin for a SWEET trailer, we
should talk. Earl and me are willing to leave you the following
items if it will help us to sell this SWEET
trailer and get back down home where we belong;
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Earl's NASCAR flag
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My entire beanie baby
collection
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Our 'Dogs shootin
pool' poster
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Mullet shampoo
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Stuffed wild boar's
head
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Thelma's "house
slippers" as seen in the pictures
All this
can be your's with the purchase of this SWEET
trailer!!
But
wait...there's more! The winning bidder will also receive a
SWEET housewarming/goin away party
hosted by yours truly, Thelma and Earl!! That's right, you can
meet us in the flesh and we will throw you the party of a
lifetime to celebrate you ownin' this SWEET
trailer and us fixin' to go back down home, where we belong!
This gala evenin' will be attended by many local celebrities, TV
and Radio personalities, including a very special appearance by
Mr. "Straight out the trailer" himself not to mention, some of
our kin! So bid high and get yer dancin' shoes on, Earl and
me are gonna show you how we do it down home!!
Take a
sip of the 'high life', we think you'll like the taste!
This
SWEET trailer is a legitimate item up
for bid. Serious bidders only PLEASE!!!
Description:
1997 Schult, 28'x40'
Manufactured Home
Located in Centennial
Farms Community, Burton, MI
Original owner, clean,
move-in condition.
Forced air heat (gas),
central air
Gas stove and all
appliances included, in great condition.
Guardian alarm system
8'x10' shed
Dimensions:
Master Bedroom
11'x13.5' (4'x6' walk in closet)
Master Bath 7'x9'
Bedroom #2 9'x13'
(2'x5' closet)
Bedroom #3 (same as
above)
Full Bath 5'x9'
Living Room 13'x16'
Kitchen/Dining 11'X12'
Laundry Area
5'x11.5'
This home may stay in
Centennial Farms and the buyer will assume lot rent, upon park
Management approval, or it may be moved (at your expense) to the
private land of your choice, but trust me, it's
SWEET!
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Q: I dont think it
is very funny, you making fun of trailer park people, and
lifestyle the way that you have. especially with the graphic
nature of your pictures. I am highly offended. and The
gentleman giving thumbs up by the toilet should be flushed
thank you very much |
Answered on Mar-22-05 |
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A: What in tarnation?? We aren't
makin fun of trailer park people, we ARE trailer park
people! But this place is just too "classy" for folks like
Earl and me. I'm real sorry if you were offended, we never
meant no harm. You have to admit tho, this trailer is SWEET!
P.S. If you saw what had just went down that there torlet,
you would give a thumbs up too! |
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Q: Is there a shed?
Is it big enough fer my dogs? Can we have dogs? Tigger n'
Lulabelle they'd be heartbroked if we up'n left 'em with my
brother. He ain't even got no rabbits to chase! Also, does
the park have problems with fancy decoratin' in the yard? My
ol' lady's got a nascar tire she won at MIS flashin her
hooters. She thinks it looks a whole bunch better than one
of them sissy shiny balls in the dandelion patch. OK
seriously now - great auction! Does the park allow pets?
We've got a german shepherd and a pit bull, so outside is a
must. Please advise - thanks. |
Answered on Mar-21-05 |
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A: Yes, there's a 8x10 shed, and
it too is SWEET! Yes, you can have dogs, but I don't know if
I would keep 'em in the shed. And all Nascar decorations are
strongly encouraged! By the way, I think I saw yer ol' lady
on the news...WOO WEE!! |
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Q: EARL, I WISH I
COULD FIND MYSELF BACK IN MICHIGAN JUST TO BUY YOUR SWEET
TRAILER AND HAVE THE CHANCE TO MEET YOU AND YOUR TWICE AS
SWEET MISS THELMA.I LIVED IN MICHIGAN BACK IN 79/80. THE
TIME I LIKE TO CALL THE DAYS OF 'I CAN'T REMEMBER... BUT
I'LL NEVER FORGET', OR THE 'WASTED DAYZ AND WASTED NIGHTS'.
MICHIGAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL, FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET!!! THE
ACRES AND ACRES OF SUNFLOWERS, AND ALL THE SMALL TOWNS
AROUND EVERY CORNER. I WISH YOU BOTH ALL THE BEST WITH YOUR
SALE AND YOUR MOVE BACK HOME. TELL YOUR SWEET THELMA TO BE
CAREFUL KICKING UP THE SOUTHERN DUST IN THOSE HEELS. YOU ARE
ONE DAMN LUCKY GUY HAVIN' A WOMAN LIKE MISS THELMA. I CAN
UNDERSTAND WHY HER POPPA AND MAMMA WANT HER BACK DOWN HOME
WITH 'EM. YOU GUYS TAKE CARE, ENJOY, PACK LIGHT, TRAVEL
SAFE... LOVE EACH OTHER ALL THE DAYS AND NIGHTS TO COME |
Answered on Mar-20-05 |
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A: I know exactly what yer talkin'
bout, and yet I have NO ID! I do know this tho, that Thelma
is one purdy, young doe. We go together like skunk goes with
stank! Thanks fer the well wishes and remember...this
trailer is SWEET!!! |
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Q: Hey greybillies,
how much is the lot rent? |
Answered on Mar-19-05 |
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A: Just a itty bitty, teeny weenie
$350 a month! |
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Q: What's yalls
reservee? I plan on moving this baby to the backwoods of
Remus, yeah ha.... |
Answered on Mar-18-05 |
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A: Dad Gum, Thelma won't even tell
me what the reservee is! You from Remus? I got kin down
there. You and me might be cousins...what are you wearin
right now? Earl |
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Q: HI..... YOU got
the Best Ad. on all of the trailers I saw here on ebay....
Good luck on your sale and havae a safe trip Home. |
Answered on Mar-18-05 |
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A: Thank you! |
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