Pick'n Your President

The Wit and Wisdom of Uncle Ken

 

I know newspaper-in is su-poz-ta  be fair and balanced but it aint. And it aint always easy to do when you hear them politicians rang-in a-way at each other the way they do, some-thin has got to be said. I been write-in about politics for quite a spell now. And I can tell you this, theys more good old horse sense in the Dust Trails Trailer Park than they is all of Washington.

 

 When we is pick-in a man who wants to be run-in the country you got to go with your gut feel-ins.  My gut feel-in tells me both these fellers is a stretching it a bit.  I wouldn’t say these fellers is a ly-in but I will say this they aint stand-in on the sunny side of truth.

 

Now I don’t care what it was George Bush and John Kerry did thirty years a-go. It-is-over. I want to hear what it is they is go-na do which ever one it is that gets elected president.

 

I want to know what it is your go-in to do if-in you’ll become President. Let me put that another way. I want to know what it is you wont do for me. I have about had all the governments do-ins I can take.

 

 The Democrats is a say-in Bush wants to make the world into a bunch a born again Christians. The Republicans is a say-in Kerry wants to make us into a new French Colony.  If  I recall my read-in of the constitution it says neither one of these fellers  can do either one a those things.

 

 I aint an educated man but it seems to me those fellers could find things to talk about and not be all that danged nasty to each other. It was that feller FDR who said you got noth-in to fear but fear itself. Well as I see it these two fellers is a putt-in a whole lot a fear into a whole lot of  people.

 

It was that feller JFK who said ask not what your country can do for you but what can you do for your country. I don’t think he had pay-in more taxes in mind. That Kerry feller says Bush squandered a whole bunch of money. Bush says there weren’t no money there in the first place it was all just speculation.

 

 I aint made up my mind yet. I know I aint vot-in for that Kerry feller and I aint sure about Bush. I may just write in Hillary Clintons name and give her a shove-up for 2008.

 

Well sir I got to go. Barbara Jean has got supper on the table and she don’t like it get-in cold.

 

Uncle Ken