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I was on my way to bring you donuts.
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I didn't want to be late getting home in time
to watch cops.
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I thought you wanted to race.
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My girlfriend is pregnant and my wife just
found out.
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That light can't be red if you're too drunk to
see it.
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I was afraid you weren't a real cop.
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I thought you were bringing my wife back to me.
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My wife didn't want to be late and she out
ranks you.
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I knew there was a speed trap there and I
wanted to get through it a quickly as possible. ~ Anonymous
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I really had to take a dump. (This didn't
work with the cop but worked with the judge.) ~ Kim
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I ran outta beer and I wanted to pick us both
up a couple of 6 packs before the store closed. ~ Anonymous
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Because if you aint first your last. ~ Bang
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Because this babe Ms.(read officers name tag ) just called
and said her husband was gone but she had the handcuffs so hurry up.
~Lindale
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I'm driving a Toyota and the gas pedal is stuck ~Bubba
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uhh... no speaky engrish ocifer... korea! korea! korea!
~93mph in a 50
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I was speeding, I'm not gonna lie. But how fast were you
going to catch up to me? ~93mph in a 50
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You're drunk, look at you swaying into your twin. ~Pertater
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Its not my fault, I
got my license out of a cereal box, same way you got your badge. ~Davis
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Your eyes looks
awfully glazed. Doughnut over load??? ~Anonymous [U.R.
Replies: Yeah. Let me know how that works for you.]
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I'm running shine
and I'm late ~~Anonymous
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You can't arrest
me, I'm legally drunk and not responsible for my actions! ~Anonymous
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I always carry
doughnuts in case Im being chased. I just throw them out the window and Im
FREEEEEEEEEEE ~Augie (U.R.
Facebook Friend)
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When I woke up she
was fatter than she looked last night when the bar closed. ~Boseefus
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I just got robbed
and he stole a police car and was after me. ~Augie
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The voices in my
head told me you were an undercover psychologist from Happy Hills Home where I
used to live. ~ Mimi
