The Best Excuses to Use With Cops

Your Old Uncle Ralph recently got a ticket. Couldn't talk his way out of it. So I'm asking around for the answer to this question:

What are the best excuses to use with cops?

Here's what I've got so far....

I was on my way to bring you donuts.
I didn't want to be late getting home in time to watch cops.
I thought you wanted to race.
My girlfriend is pregnant and my wife just found out.
That light can't be red if you're too drunk to see it.
I was afraid you weren't a real cop.
I thought you were bringing my wife back to me.
My wife didn't want to be late and she out ranks you.
I knew there was a speed trap there and I wanted to get through it a quickly as possible. ~ Anonymous
I really had to take a dump. (This didn't work with the cop but worked with the judge.) ~ Kim
I ran outta beer and I wanted to pick us both up a couple of 6 packs before the store closed. ~ Anonymous
Because if you aint first your last. ~ Bang

I need more! Please help your Uncle Ralph compile a list of excuses that will work with cops. Not only will it help me, but it should help your fellow trailer trash too!