Homemade Recipes for "Febreeze"

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Homemade "Febreeze"

Lets face the truth. If we sit our stinky butts in a cloth chair, it's gonna get stinky too. So here are three recipes for "Febreeze" clones to try. Remember, when Preacher comes over, we all want our trailers to smell nice. That's why we put online these recipes for homemade "Febreeze".

Recipe #1	The Vodka Mix - A trailer Trash Favorite
	1 Cup Vodka
	1 Cup warm water
	Store in a spray bottle
With This one you have the option of drinking the remaining mixture when you're done.

Recipe #2	The Fabric Softener Mix
	2 Cups fabric Softener
	2 Cups Baking Soda
	4 Cups Warm Water
You may have some trouble with the Baking Soda not dissolving all the way. You can try boiling the water and Baking Soda prior to adding the fabric Softener. Big advantage is the great smell it leaves.

Recipe #3	The Best of the Mix of the Mix
	1 Cup Fabric Softener
	1 Cup Vodka
	1 Cup Baking Soda
	2 Cups Water
This recipe takes advantage of the best qualities of the first two recipes. Because the Vodka is now mixed with Fabric Softener, don't drink this mixture.

All of these mixtures work with a hand held spray bottle. You may use them furniture, carpeting and on clothing that you can't get to the cleaners right away.

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