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76. WHEN HE KISSIES YOUR FOREHEAD. - la Chula

 

77. When he can show you with his actions then tells you.  -  Brown Eyes

 

78. When the only favor he wants from you, is to lay with him, and pass out watching a movie with him. - Gertrude  ( U.R. Comments:  Perhaps you should cut off the beer BEFORE he passes out.)

 

79. A man truly loves you if he is willing to sacrifice everything for your own sake.  - Marj

 

80. When he invites you to hang with him and the fellas at a bar and confesses how much he loves you and wants to marry you in front of everyone.  - Katie Mae

 

81. When you are able to express your insecurities and not be insecure.  -  Miss. Hunter Green Spending Things

 

82. When he looks at u n tells u ur the one god created beside me and ur the one for me in this life and the one after and many lifetimes. -  CLAY/LUV U

 

83. When u are in the middle of having sex he says "I love u and will never leave u" and when your having sex he looks in your eyes the hole time  -  Kissie  ( U.R. Comments:  Uhhh... no.  This is lesson one out of the boys "How to Get Laid" book.  It doesn't mean he doesn't love you, it just means he's done his homework. )

 

84. When he hears you getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and reminds you that you might need to wipe the seat off first. -  Anonymous

 

85. When your husband buys you a popper scooper for Valentines Day so you don't have to pick up dog crap when you're 8 1/2 months pregnant.  Buying 12 pack of beer for himself  to drink while your in labor. (He really done those things.) -  Big Mamma

 

86. When he kiss you in the front of everyone. please tell me some more things to reconize. - thank you, Margie

 

87. When your boyfriend is willing to get down in the crawl space under your house, in the middle of freezing cold weather, and wrap your pipes with heat tape because your pipes froze, with little or no room for movement, swearing up a storm because he keeps banging his knuckles or head, and you ask him:  Am I worth it?   He answers back: Yes!  That's love - Lisa

 

88. When he's off from work and wants to be with you and no one else (not even his friends) - Lil Red

 

89. If a man really loves you he will never put you last you will always be number one in his life .and never put you down in front of people - Pnut

 

90. When he calls you twice a day or sometimes three and talks about the future he wants to have with you or about anything and everything with you.- Angle

 

91.   When he puts a pillow behind your head to stop it from hitting the wall during sex. - Creelo

 

 

 

 

92. Wen you first see your man and the first thing he does is tell you he loves you and kisses you untill your 5 kids brake it up - Miss Trailor Trash

 

93. When he backs you in all decisions right or wrong !!!!! - Charmie

 

94. When he kissing your forehead and say i love you too much. No one can replace you in my heart. I'm gonna miss u every minute.... - Sheera

 

95. When they have the utmost trust in you....  but OTH that could be you mistaking that he doesnt give a **** about you.. - MissJDOT

 

96. If you pee on his bed cuz you were so drunk & he doesn't laugh at you!  (I did that to my boyfriend & he didn't get mad at me! What a sweetie pie!) - Tropickandie
 

97. When he dips underwater in the mobile home park hot-tub (next to clubhouse pool) and says "I Love You" underwater. (I swear I heard it mixed in with the bubbles from his farts.) - Love Bug, Silver City MHP
 

98. When he searches your eyes to see if you really love him. - Sassy Sycamore
 

99. When he chases your bus just to get a glimpse of you.  - Jerna

 

100. When he stops dating your mother to go out with you.- No Underpinning


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