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151.  When he is willing to pinch a pimple on your back. - Whitetrash25

152.   When you have an argument and he says he's sorry.  ~Funmi

153.  When he puts you before his BEST FRIEND...  ~Gangsta D.  [U.R. Replies: It's always good when a man puts you before his dog.]

 

154.  When he's interested in what you have to say,what you want or wish and remembers your conversations. ~Moonchild9

155.   When he tells you that he wants to be with u every single day and gets mad when u don't call him....  ~Bibee

156.  When your sitting on the couch and he tells you that when you get a place together that you will make love every night. and He will hold you the rest of the night while you sleep. ~Annonymous

157.  When he put the R- kelly song: Girl u make me wanna get u pregnant!! lol  ~Lulu  [U.R. Replies:  Uh, no.  That just means he wants to "do" you.]

158. When he dreams of you.  ~Anonymous

159.  When he climbs over mountains and swim over oceans to see you... Surprises you with nice things just because...  Says 'thank you'...  Lets you wear his jacket and mittens when it's cold so you could be warm while he holds all your bags and walk you home...    ~Anonymous

160.  When he does what you want when you want it and right each and every night...   ~Anonymous

161. When u don't  have to ask him for anything! He makes sure ur every need is met ...and if he can't he'll find a way!  ~Fancyfly

162.  When he knows he screwed up and has candles and adrink waiting for you at his place....  ~His Milf

163. When he is half asleep and you can hear him say..."you really are the best thing that has happened to me. I love you and could never hurt you." ~Perry County Slough Queen  [U.R. Replies:  Could be talking about his dog too.]

164.  When he lets your cut off his mullet.-When he attempts to suck in his beer gut for polaroids.-When there are tears in his eyes and not just because of his special "hell fire" chili. ~Bettye-Joe

165.  He buys your engagement ring from the nicest pawn shop in town.  I think that used to be the mayor of Hickville's first wife's ring...or was it the second wife?  Oh who cares! haha  ~Bettye-Joe

166.  When he's still married 2 u even wen ur very petty and annoying and u guys still excited about each other after being 2gether 4 8yrs ~booboo

167.  When he can explain why he loves you. When he shows action while it matches his words.  ~Tricka

168.  WHEN YOUR HAVING HIS KIDS AND HE HELPS DELIVERS THEM CRIES AND SAYS HE LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!!  ~MOMMY OF TWO

169.  When he do care alot about you and see your promble as his too.  ~nwamo

170.  When he scarifies all his life,everything to you.  ~nwamo

171.  Just being there opening up doors for you at all time and want to take a picture of you or with you that love girls.  ~Tina

172.  When he is kind enough to squeeze blackheads from ur nose.  ~tankerbell

173.  U know when its 120 degree out and u havent an ac, u both sleep on opposite side of the bed but u wake up with him cuddling u.  ~tankerbell

174.  When you bug the hell outta him, and Complain all day, and at the end of the day he looks at you and says honey can I do anything to make tomorrow better then today?   ~MsBabyGurl  [U.R. Replies:  you must really be a nagger.]

175.  When he is tired and wants to sleep putting his head on your lap thats when he loves you very much and wants to be with you forever.  ~MANASI

176.  I wil say that if a man really luv u,he wil alwys be there for u.and his character towards u wil also prove that he luvs u.   ~Nancy

177.  You know when your man loves you: when he calls you more than five times per day, he tells you he loves you every chance he gets, when he is not at work he always wants to be up under you or wants you to go everywhere he goes, when he gets up at 12:00am in the morning and makes you breakfast, when he's home at night in the bed beside you sleep, when he calls you his wife or your children his and you two are not even married yet, when he tells you what your next move is, when he opens and closes car doors and public doors for you, when he takes you to meet his family, when he constantly talks about you with family and friends in a positive way.  These are signs that the man your with is in love with you! So don't be so judgmental but be trusting and understanding!  Nobody knows your relationship better than you so keep people and negativity out of it! Love is a action word! Pay attention to the way the man acts and what he does this will show if there is love!  ~Prophetess Nicole

178.  When he calls u from a strip club and tells u how much me loves u. When he tells u he misses looking into ur eyes...  ~blackwomanlovenwhitemanfromtenn   [U.R. Replies:  Any man that can pull that off is my hero!]

179. When he puts up with all ur shit and u r not working and it doesn't matter, and when he still make it home on time and never sleep out even though he has other girls outside.   ~ravishin  [U.R. Replies:  Again, another man that sounds like my hero.]

180. When he gives you all the password ho's got to his email, phone lock, or even facebook (the proof that we trust him)  ~mei mei

181.  When you are sad, he changes your mood to happy, and he says I am there for you always, dont worry.  ~Sweetu

182.  When he calls/text you first thing in the morning, it only shows that your the first person he thinks about everyday   ~iya

183.  IF HE WAITED 4 U 4 YEARS UNTIL U ARE SINGLE ~splexy
 

 
 

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