How To Know If a Man Really Loves You

This page answers the age old question on how to know if a man really loves you. 

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Here are some of the signs:

1. Does he have your name tattooed on his body?

2. Did he ever give you a beer can wind chime?

3  Is he comfortable enough to let rip loud farts without feeling the need to apologize?

4. Has he ever given you a 6 pack of PBR?

5. Has he ever called you at 3am while drunk out of his mind?

6. He actually doesn't watch a NASCAR race to spend time with you. - Grassland Hills

7.  If he changes an old name that was tattooed and puts yours on his neck. - Sexycaramel

8.  If he puts the 2 quarts of oil in your 1981 Chevette in a driving rainstorm so you can get to the store to bring back another 12 pack of Old Milwaukee. - Graceland Estates

9. He joins you under the covers after he holds your head under them when sharing a great fart with you. - Boseefus

10. He wraps up a dish drainer and puts it under the christmas tree for you. (this really happened to me) -  T- trailers

11. When he calls you while on a date with someone else. - The El Dorado Mobile Home Park

12.  When he says I love you for no reason at all!!! - Anonymous

13. When he is besides you in your worst moment that your are badly in need of someone to talk with. -  Anonymous

14.  When he calls you up in the middle of the night just to hear your

 voice.  - Nana

15. Nothing says "I Love You!" like ointment. - Anonymous

16. When he simply burry his face in your hair and says how much you are important to him...they never really gets the THREE Words out...  - Nishta

17. He ask you exclusively for lap dances.  - Sugar

18. He will accept you as you are even if you are fat, he will accept your flaws and he will say its ok no ones perfect and he's not going to tell you to change your character just to please him.   - Zapphire

19.  When he picks you up in da middle of da night just to see you - Mrs. JP

20.  When he buys you a used set of dentures at the swap meet.  - Ginny Sue

21.  When he lets you sit next to him in his truck instead of his dogs. - Ginny Sue

22.  He gives you a lap dance in skivvies - Purplemermaid7

23. When no matter how drunk he is or how late it is he always manages to drive back from the bar and find his way into bed with a half can of beer for you.  -  Tilinda Hillbillyfiger

24. When you're on bed rest while carrying one of his enormous children, he'll stop watching WWE long enough to get you a Dairy Queen Chili Dog.  -  Anonymous

25.  When he cries and pours his heart out to you!!!! - honeylove7
(U.R. Replies:  Careful on this one ladies, it could also mean just too much Buckhorn Beer)

26.  When he lets you drink his beer - Anonymous

27.  When he gives you tips on how to properly rip, waft, and enjoy a fart while in the truck with the windows up on a hot day. - Disgusta Georgia Mobile Estates

28.    When he takes you into a strip club and is worried about the men hitting on you instead of him focusing on the strippers.  - Candy

29.   He spits out his chewing tobacco before kissing you. - Anonymous

30.    When he holds your hair back when your puking because you drank too much and doesn't bring it up later. - Mabel

31.    When he picks you up from prison and find the trailer is still the same, even the old dishes are still in the sink.  - Tina

32.    When he gets mad at u and call u up in tha middle of tha night juss to say I'm sorry and I'm love please 4-give me baby. - nena

33.     When nothing else matters but you, and he stops whatever he's doing for you. - Nikki

34.     When he tells u I don't wanna have sex with you any more and instead says "I wanna make love to you". - Foxy

35.     When you had a hard day at work and you come home and he rubs your feet and bring you dinner in bed. - Sweet Lover

36.     When he actually washes his hair and combs it when he comes over to see you. - Mrs. Greasy Wannbe.

37.     When he hangs out all day with you 16 year old sister while your at work just so she won't be lonely. - T.M.   (U.R. Replies:  uhmmm, you may want to rethink that.)

38.     When he tunes up your old Mustang so it's the fastest thing in town. - Gina S.

39.     When he finally trust you enough to let you clean the gunk out of his ears. - Anonymous

40.     When he don't get mad when your mama gets drunk and slaps him really hard on the face.  -  Anonymous

41.      When he stops hitting you - Anonymous   (U.R. Replies: Sad.  Just sad.)

42.      When he finally screams your name while in bed - Betty Boop Boop

43.      When he says "I love you lovebug shnukum shnoodle doodle noodle ooodle head!!!" Like mine - Candice Smith  (U.R. Replies: Careful.  That may be French!)

44.        You can know if he lets everything else behind and he's always putting you first for everything. - MaMaZ817

45.    When he says he cant picture being with anybody else but you. - FP

46.    When he actually picks u over going drinking with the guys...... - loveemandleaveem

47.    When he lets YOU in before the dog...even though he knows that the dog shuts up after he is let in... - Middleburg Madame

48.    When you draw back from kissing him and he's smiling down at you as if his heart stops by the look in your eyes. - Twisty

49.    When he will do anything, I mean anything to please you... - Mator Queen

50.    When he is NOTHING like your first two husbands, and you know that he will always be there for you, because he doesn't let you down (let's face it, everyone's human, so he may have 2-3 minutes of behaving like a jerk in 24 hours, but he always realizes it and comes to you and tells you that he doesn't know why you put up with him, and you say, "Because you are my soul mate, and you're not a jerk inside the real you!") - Third Time's the Charm   (U.R. Replies:  You're pretty wordy.  Your new old man must be a real saint - or deaf.  Congratulations.)

51.    When he makes you a beautiful design of you and him in love - with pictures that were taken of you kissing and hugging and he puts hearts and roses and symbols of love all over it and then lets you put it on your myspace... - Lustylover  (U.R. Replies:  I've got a MySpace!  Will you be my friend? )

52.    When he asks you "Are you happy?"  Then you answer "No". Instead of asking "why" he says "How can I make you happy?" - Damepurplebutterfly

53.    When he is willing to drive 3hrs every day just to see you even if for just fifteen minutes......now thats true love!! - Nessa
 

54.    When he [CRAPS] in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he wants you to see if he needs more fiber in his diet. - Beety Sue25

55.    When he stares at you all of the time, and turns away when you look at him. - ShaeShae

56.    He drinks the last swallow of beer, so you don't have to drink the spit swallow. - Lucinder

57.    When your in a hospital for surgery and he's there with you all though it and when he sleeps beside you to make sure your ok.  Now that's how I can say its true love...especially when he says he loves you over and over. - Canadababygirl

58.    When he gives you time to realize that he is the one for you despite the number of guys you have been with or is with. - Lye

59.    When he can't sleep if he's not yet hearing even your voice for the whole day.. - Jazzy

60.    If even though u have a lot of troubles, he keeps on understanding it.. - Jazzy

61.    When he calls every night to say "Good night and I Love You" and
When he holds your hands while he's driving. - Tre

62.    When you had a breakdown and he sits there and hold you. - Ki-KI

63.    When he tells you he is going Coon hunting and you will not see him until about 3 A.M., but he is always home from hunting no later than 10 P.M. (even if he complains that it all your fault he doesn't hunt anymore.) - Blazen Butterfly

64.    When he kisses you even when your soars are all runny. - Flirty

65.   When you know if he read this he'd try his hardest to do all these things just to make you feel loved. - Milly-Anne

66.    When no matter how loud you fart he still says "Good One!" - Jean

67.     When he turns his programmes over to let you watch yours. - Snuggle Bunny

68.    When he denies only one; of your three children. - Baby-Mama

69.    When you lets you pick Any 1 item off the Dollar Menu at Wendy's... Just 1. - Baby-Mama

70.    When he kisses your forehead...calls you beautiful not hot or sexy...when you are wearing old sweats and a t-shirt and one of his friends comes up to talk to him he is like this is her....when he talks to other girls and says he has a girlfriend and she's the best....when he's at a party he makes sure he passes out with you...or mixes your drinks.....when you make a joke he will laugh whether its funny or not...that will be there through thick and thin....that can say I love between every class in the school day...that likes you for you! - Baby Cakes

71.    When you get a 12pack of Bud Light and a Pack of Marlboro Lights along with the words happy Valentine Day Booty (that means baby). - Red

72.    When he don't get mad just because you had a couple of  guys over last night. - Miss Fuffett.

73.    When he don't make you ride in the back of the truck anymore.  - Nieesha.

74.    When he buys you flowers - Jasmine  (U.R. Replies: That doesn't necessarily means he loves you.   He may just want to...  well you know.)

75.   When he is shopping for a new home for both of us and enquiring about your ring size. That's how you know a man is really committed and loves you. -  Queen of Hearts (U.R. Replies:  Ok.  He's got it bad.)
 

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