Things I Heard While Standing Inline at the Waffle House In Kentucky

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Things I Heard While Standing In Line At The Waffle House In Kentucky

By Poncho Jim

Poncho Jim 1. Chaw this backee honee, it'll frashen yo brathe!!!

2. I love you Princess, you're a good ol' coon dawg.

3. Marry me babe, and all these cars up on blocks here in the front yard of our trailer will be y'urn.

4. Slip me some tongue woman, and savor the Skoal!!!

5. Belgian waffles or grits....lemme thank, what would make granpappy proud?

6. Tell ol' Bessie, the mule, Dear John, cuz, we gots us a John Deere.

7. Jack's for sissies....pass me some shine!!!!!

8. Pull my finger again, Bubba.

9. Cousin Jethro and Ellie Mae where more than
"kissin' couzins"!!!!

10. The "Beaverlick Baptist Church", we don't need no
stinkin' bingo to draw a crowd, our name does it for
us.

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