Trailer Park POD People

By Poncho Jim

It's oft been axed, where do all the people come from that live in mobile homes.  This investigative reporter found a secret spawning ground of pods of trailer trash. There is an indefinite hibernation period, they are germinated and hatched as needed.

One must remember, that as trailers are manufactured, only then will be a pod seed opened, and the seedling outfitted with their flip flops, hot pants, tube top and hair curlers.  Did I mention a can of Busch Lite beer and a cig hangin' from their lips (Buckhorn is making a push to take over the number one spot)?

Their idea of yoga is watchin' Yogi Bear and Boo Boo Bear in Jellystone Park.  Their perfect diet is a hand full of mashed potatoes and a knife lined with peas.

When it comes to entertainment, it is being a bobbin' head doll watchin' NASCAR on Sundays. (That's the lords day, in the name of the father Dale Sr., and the son Dale Jr. and the spirit that moves them, Pretty Boy Jeff, AMEN.)

When it comes to education of these poddlings, they become "huked o' fonix" and learn to articulate with a twang. 

In conclusion, please see the picture attached of the pods, I encourage you to report these to the authorities if you find them in your neighborhood, (Unless you are from rural Alabama, where your Deputy Sherriff is probably one of them.) Please be careful when you approach a pod person from the trailer park, they will kick your ass.
 

Pancho Jim

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