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Welcome to Trailer Heaven

I plum thought I died and went to trailer heaven. As I proceeded down thru the holler, and around the historic stump along side the road, I came across the most beautiful trailer park, complete with a brick Sunday go to worship building. Yep, right in downtown Big Creek, Ky.

Y'all can find peace, that old time religion, and garden trailer homes where the elite of the briar habitate. Well, go no further down the road brother, this is the promised land. We just call it, "Mobile Mansions". We are offering memberships at the community water hole and fishin' lake. Bathing suits are not optional, as there are snappin' turtles that run silent, run deep.

Come Feb the 30th this year we're schedulin' our annual pot luck dinner, so plan on bringin' your covered dish with good vitales to the Big Creek Holiness Church.

The invocation and blessing will be presented by our pastor the Rev. Sill Lee. We'll bow are heads, then Good God let's eat!!!!! 

So, I hope that you enjoy your tour, and be advised these homes won't last long. (termites) It's first come, first buy.  Remember to wear Bug B Off, as the skeeters are bitin' and will leave welts the size of chigger bites, which are the size of tick bites. As
this is an entertainment district in the holler, we want to let you know that at the drive-in they are showing the 1st run of Harper Valley, P.T.A. You won't wanna miss that, it's getting rave reviews. It will be followed by our local pin up girl,  Loretta Lynn's life story in Coal Miner's Daughter. Both new Hollywood blockbusters that are sure to keep you on the edge of your pick up truck seat.

Well, I have bragged enough about life here in the fast lane, so, y'all come!!!!

Pancho Jim
Poncho Jim


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