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Dear (Your Friends name here),

Hi, I’m Uncle Ralph. I’m writing to wish you a Happy Birthday on behalf of the Trailer Trash community and a very special friend who wishes to remain anonymous.

I know it sucks to grow as old as you have, but your friend is glad to see that you still have almost all your teeth and that really bad smell you had is almost completely gone now.

It’s been a really good year for you. You haven’t had to put another old Camaro up on blocks in your front yard and you still have running water. You are definitely blessed and your friend is a bit jealous.

So

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Dork!

Sincerely

Uncle Ralph

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