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Berkley California Attacks Our Troops!

 

Dear Readers,

 

I have to admit, I'm rarely really disgusted with people.  I expect people to be dumb and and am hardly ever disappointed.   This time I have to say that not only am I disgusted, but but am truly outraged.   I've may have never served in the military but I believe deeply in the honor, courage and service of those who have been and who are in our military.  But there are people, living right here in the US, that I must question their patriotism and honor. 

 

I was pulled aside this week by an old marine.  He told me what was going on in Berkeley California.   The city console voted to denounce our United States Marines.   They voted to allow a group of sissies and pansies to protest outside of the Marine recruiting facility within their city.  This group is called "Code Pink".  You can infer a lot from their name.

 

Watch the Video of Our Marines Being Insulted by the People of the City of Berkeley California.

 

The letter below was passed on to me by a reader.

 

 

AFA ActionAlert - Please forward this email to your Friends and Family!
 
Berkeley City Council Condemns Our Soldiers
 

 
You may not be aware of the situation in Berkeley, California. The mainstream media has not been reporting on it. Here is the situation. The Berkeley City Council has told the Marine Recruiting Office to get out of Berkeley.

Senator Jim DeMint of South Carolina has put together a video that shows you explicitly what the City Council members of Berkeley said about our Marines and the effort to force the recruiters to leave the city. They include comments from the Mayor who says that the Marines "don't belong here in Berkeley."

These people aren't just against the war, they are against our soldiers who are fighting and dying in that war.

The video also includes rebuttal by veterans of this nation who are outraged by the conduct of this city council. I hope you will send the letter and forward it to friends and family. The letters will go straight to the Mayor and City Council members.

Click here to watch the video.

Read the letter from Debbie Lee, whose son was killed in action.

Read the statement from U.S. Senators DeMint, Cornyn, Vitter, Coburn, Inhofe, and Chambliss.

TAKE ACTION
  • Click here to send the e-mail to the Mayor and City Council members.
  • Please forward this to family and friends.
       

 
Thank you for caring enough to get involved. If you feel our efforts are worthy of support, would you consider making a small tax-deductible contribution? Click here to make a donation.

 
Sincerely,

Don

Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman American Family Association
 

 

This letter was sent to me by T.G.  It is a copy of the letter he sent to the mayor of the City of Berkely.

 

Dear Mayor Bates

 

I recently heard and then subsequently read about the City’s resolution stating

that the Marine Corps recruiting station "is not welcome in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they do so as uninvited and unwelcome intruders."

 

Obviously I am not a resident of your City and I clearly understand that you are not concerned about “uninvited / unwelcome intruders” comments; however I will tell you I find you City’s decision disgraceful.

 

Secondly as you may already guessed, I have had privilege to serve our Country as a US Marine; remaining “always faithful” I would like you know that I will do my small part to impact your City.

 

In December of this year I was organizing a trip to Napa Valley and San Francisco. We (8 couples) had planned to stay at the Claremont – this Marine will make sure that his money (and others that I can influence) is spent where Marines and other US Service personnel are welcome! 

 

Finally I have copied the Claremont so they are aware that they are being impacted by the City’s resolution.

 

Semper Fi;

T.G. [Name Edited]

3rd Recon Marines “Celer, Silens, Mortalis”

 

 

I have to agree with Mr. T.G.   If you have any business dealing within the city of Berkeley California, if you plan to visit there, if you plan to drive through there - don't.  Don't even buy gas there.  We are Americans.  We support our troops.  We support the job that must be done for the security of our country.  There are things that are difficult.  There are things that as Americans we would rather not do.  But these things must be done.  How dare these people insult our troops, our sons, our daughters, our fathers, mothers, nephews and nieces?

 

I raise my trailer park finger to the lot of them. 

 

Go to www.MoveAmericaForward.org for more.

 

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How did I end up in a trailer park? Was it how I treated my children?

Judie

 

 

Dear Judie,

 

Ah, yes.  The 'ol "Why am I so blessed" question.

 

I've pondered this same question many times.  Why would God smile on me in such a way?   I see all those people living in the "burbs" and wonder what did they do wrong?

 

I've come to the conclusion that God just chose to bless some and not others.  And I've no idea why.   Why do we live in the US and others ended up being born French.   Certainly it's not because as babies they did something wrong.  God just made them French.

 

These questions are some of the imponderables of life.

 

The best I can say is: Just thank God everyday for having blessed you.  Thank him for not having to live in the city or the burbs and truly, truly thank him you weren't born French - or worse yet, you could have been born in Berkeley.

 

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To:  Chris - Thanks for the pictures.  But I'm married.  - almost 27 years now.

 

To:  Capt'n Seemore - uh... that ain't a good thing.  You could get arrested for that.  Maybe not in my trailer park but certainly other places.

 

To: Faithful - Yup.  That's how babies are made.  You didn't know that?  Jeeze! You're in high school!  Graduate and raise the little trailer park dude.

 

To: Puppy Love - Locking lips can be fun.  Just not with your dad.

 

To: Turning Blue - Find a woman your own age.  Then maybe you feel better.  High school chicks are a bit young for you.   Wait till they're 18 and you can stay out of jail.

 

To: Hustler - Nope.  Don't believe you.  You can't get one woman to do that let alone three.

 

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

 

 The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.


The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


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