Boundaries For the Ex, Can We Ever Have Children?, My Favorite Parking Space

I recently have been dating a new man in my life. We have become very close quickly and have expressed loving each other. He is still friends with his EX wife to the point of helping her out 3 hrs. away with her car. She is still close with his Mother and visits her like nothing has changed since divorce.

The ex does not know about me. She offered up for him to stay overnight with her when he was driving to see his Mother. That's when I expressed strongly, I'd be apposed to that and I hope he can understand and respect my wishes. He offered up to say "not that anything would happen". He expressed he did understand and respected my wishes. He declined the visit in the first place.

They also talk on a regular basis and I'm unaware of how often. What boundaries do you think are acceptable for me to lay down at this point. I feel a strong distance already from myself to him. I'm concerned and feel this could harm our relationship.

"What Boundaries"?!! You didn't say if your new boyfriend has kids with this woman or not but that will make a difference.

It sounds to me that his relationship with his first wife has just "cooled" a bit. It's tough to say if it will ever heat up again or not but you need to ask yourself if you're willing to live a life always worried about it. If the Mother still maintains a relationship then you will always be worried about if you "measure up" in the same way the Ex did or does.

My advice is to make him choose between seeing her or seeing you. Better to cut this off early than to invest yourself deeper into something that will crash later.

Gazing deeply into my crystal ball I can see I spilled Buckhorn on it again. Hold on while I clean it.

Gazing deeply into my crystal ball I don't see any children in your future. Not if you're gay.

P.S. I ain't never claimed to be psychic. Why do you people ask me such crap?

I need help some ass wipe keeps taking my favorite parking space at the Mac.Donald. he sez he works there and sez if i let him go off the hook hill give me free food what shud i do?

larry

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To Tim again: I don't care how much money you have. I won't do that.

To Tim for the last time: Dude! Send me naked pictures of you again and I'll carve some pieces off of you.

To Ron: I sent your email to Tim. He likes that kind of stuff

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Making A Baby

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to..'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat!.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted.

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