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Monopoly Ain't Friendly

Dear Uncle Ralph,

I heard about some woman up there in you neck of the woods called the cops just because she got slapped. Don't seem right. I heard she wouldn't sell Park Place to a dude so he got a little more persuasive so she called the cops. Was that in your trailer park?

Vicktor

Dear Vicktor,

Nope. Not in my trailer park, but pretty close. You can read about it here. Apparently the woman thought Monopoly was supposed to be a friendly game. I bet she doesn't make that mistake again. Now I never advocate slapping a woman but come on! She wouldn't sell him Park Place! I might of kicked someone's butt too after a case or more of Buckhorn Beer. And I'm just a just a old peace loving trailer trash hippy who wouldn't hurt a fly.

Everybody should learn a lesson from this. Monopoly is NOT a friendly game

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Confused About Threesome

HELLO,

WELL ME AND MY HUSBAND HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR THREE YEARS AND WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER. HE HAS BEEN THE BEST MAN I EVER KNOWN AND WE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER DEEPLY UNTIL I HAVE STARTED TO GET DOUBTS ABOUT HIS TRUE FEELINGS FOR ME BECAUSE HE RECENTLY HAS BEEN TELLING ME HE WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHILE ME BEING THERE (HAVING A THREESOME) I HAVE NEVER BEEN A SITUATION LIKE THIS AND I THINK IF WE WERE JUST A COUPLE WITHOUT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT BUT THIS IS SERIOUS. WE HAVE A FAMILY OF OUR OWN AND I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH IT. IT HAS MADE ME FEEL LIKE WHEN WE ARE OUT HE LOOKS AT OTHER GIRLS WITHOUT HIM WANTING ME TO NOTICE BUT I DO.

DO U THINK THIS IS REAL LOVE? IT MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE THIS SITUATION!!!

CONFUSED

Dear Confused,

I'm gonna lay it out straight for you. No jokes.

It's not unusual for a guy to look around. Guys are attracted to beautiful woman. I'm sure that's how he found you. But... Guys also need self control. Sometimes you'll have to provide that. This is one of those times.

If you weren't married I'd have a lot of fun with this. Maybe if you didn't have a kid I'd have some fun with this. But you are and you do. Allowing this would be one of the fastest ways to destroy your marriage. You must refuse. No matter how hard it gets you must refuse. If you don't provide self control for him, it truly is over.

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Confidentially Speaking

Too Hot To Print The Letter

To Jelly Belly: I'm sure she loves you anyway but loose 100 and it may even be more fun

To Shelly: I remember you. Forget it.

To Apple Cider: Send me a bottle. I'm not sure it's legal but send one anyhow.

To Comfort: If he likes running around naked then let him. Join him even. His trailer is his man cave.

To Fart Lighter: I was impressed with the video. I may even put it on line. We'll see.

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Like My New Boots?

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's
different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.