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Happy V.D.!!!

Dear Readers,

I am writing this on Valentines Day.   What a great day to be alive!   My wonderful Beauty Queen wife of almost 28 years is making a wonderful dinner for the two of us.  Cornish hens.   They look like baby chickens to me but what do I know.   She even sent me out on a "Wine Run".  So on this special occasion I actually bought wine that doesn't come in a box.   I've gone all out this year.   Of course, what would V.D. be without Buckhorn beer, so just as soon as I can do my obligatory glass of wine with the old lady, I can have a beer or 12. 

One thing I wanted to point out today is that I've added a new Joke section to the website.  So many people have written to ask that I put all the jokes I print in one place so I did.  You can see them at the "Redneck Jokes" page.   If you happen to know of any good trailer trash or redneck jokes or just plain funny jokes, pass them along to me.  I'd be happy to print the best ones.    Don't forget the www.YouTube.com videos, too.

So my parting words of wisdom today is "Go in peace.  Live in peace and Grab a piece."

Enjoy the rest of this weeks advice.

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Time To Move Our Trailer?

Dear Uncle Ralph,

My daddy wants to move our trailer again.  This time to someplace where they'll make me go to school.   I don't think that's such a good idea since the last time I went to school it burnt.   Besides that, I'm almost 38.  I bet I'm too old for school.  I think my daddy just wants to move closer to the high school so he can watch from our winder with his new bi-nokulars he got when he got our of prison.  He thinks the cheer leaders are hot.

My daddy says if you say not to move, we wont.   What do you say?

Billy Rod

Dear Billy Rod,

You don't need no more school'n.   I could read your letter to me just fine.   And the fact that you even sent me an email tells me you done got yourself a computer.   So my advice is don't bother to go to school.   Just grab yourself another beer and watch Jerry Springer reruns.

But, if your daddy wants a front row seat to watch cheer leaders...  well lets just say you can watch Jerry from anywhere.

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Not Talking Properlyyyyyy

hello uncle ............

I wish i could ask a question to u ????????? iI have no help or guidance frm any one ....

 plzzzzzzzzzz help me uncleeeee?????


 My problems r 2
 1. iam studiying in college and iam nt getting comfortable with the students( boys)
iam nt able to mingle with them properlyy????? wht  do i supposed to do????

2. thn with the girls ...  iam talking with sme girls  and they r too r nt fond of me so much ..
thy beleive me as a gud boy  and still thy r nt talking with me properlyyyyyy  i really feel sorry 4 it ?????? plz help me unclee.

thanksssssssss a lot

plz gve me the reply within two days uncle 

~ From An Anonymous Writer

Dear What's Yr Name,

Maybe they all think your dumb and can't spell too good.   Maybe you need to chill and drink a Buckhorn beer or 20.

How about this, when they don't talk to you properlyyyyyy, slap them.   Or, if it's a chick that ain't talking to you properlyyyyyy, grab her butt.   If she objects, just tell her you didn't understand because she wasn't talking right.

Don't know much on this one.  I ain't never been to no college.

Good luck.
 

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