More Efishent Fishin

More Efishent Fishin

Well folks, Boseefus here again. I learned this last week that beer and shot guns mix...just not in the boat. See. me and my cousin woke up on saturday and had breakfast. It was made from oats and barley and came conveniently in a can. The brewers of Buckhorn has outdone themselves again. Now they have a breakfast line to add to their dinner and lunch lines. Well, we had our breakfast (and had a lot of it too). Us teenagers need a lot of breakfast cuz we're growing boys. well...we tied the boat to the back of the truck an headed off down the road. Prolly woulda been better if we'd used the trailer cuz all the paint is missin off the bottom and cousin Brad got a ticket from the police. We finally got to the lake and put the boat in the water. After that we loaded all our supplies. We put int he fishin poles, the cooler full of buckhorn lunch, our shot guns, and the ammo. We'd been sittin in the boat having lunch for a while when i spotted a fish. So, I grabbed my gun and took aim. The fish swam under the boat when cousin Brad reached for another instant Buckhorn lunch. KABLAMMO. Now i was able to see the fish through the bottom of the boat. IT made it a whole lot easier like ice fishing without the ice. Well, we managed to save the cooler, our ammo and the fish. Whaddya know!!!!! it had to weigh atleast 25 pounds. The sherrif liked it too. He liked it so much that he asked if he could have it. We thought he wanted to mount it on the wall of his office but he said the judge wanted it more than he did. He takes all my prize kills. If it weren't for him... I would be able to afford to fish and hunt without having to pay extra money to the state for a fishin or huntin liscense. We'', i needa go trade some food stamps for some more ammo. This sherrif guy needs to be replaced with a huntin-friendly sherrif. We already got a petishun goin round the trailer park to get him another job. Apparently the deputies think it's a good idea too. They are always around watchin us work. Well...i gots ammo to buy and work to do. Until my next buzz, and next huntin trip.... I'll see ya'll later.