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Live in My Own Trailer? Dear uncle Ralph
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Please be patient. All good things come to those who wait. There is so much you can do right now. Like get a trailer tattoo or spike your hair. Be a kid first and then worry about getting your own trailer.
Remember you can always start putting stuff away for when you do get your trailer. Old cars, Wine Bottle Art, hub cap wind chimes. You’ll need these things when you finally move in.
Buying Barbies Friends
Dear Uncle Ralph
If Barbie is so popular how come you have to buy her friends?
Becky
Great question. I think that there are multiple answers for this one.
1) If Barbie were a real person, she would be disproportionately top heavy. That would make her somewhat freakish. Who wants to hang out with freaks? 2) Ken doesn’t like girls. 3) Remember how the prettiest girl in school had the hardest time getting dates? (That’s for those of you that went to school) It turns out that people get nervous around really beautiful people. They feel intimidated. Those people that do want to be their friends are usually egotistical and conceited.
I
think the solution to Barbie is to become Trailer Trash Barbie. She would then
come with her own keg of Buckhorn and she would have all kinds of friends as
long as the Buckhorn last. Mattel would also have to add another 100 pounds and
a tattoo to her.
By the way: I never had problems with the prettiest girl in school. All those girls genuinely liked me. At least that’s what I told the Judge.
Dear uncle ralph
I have a problem that makes my head hurt when I think about it.. please help me.
My paw passed away about a year or so ago and me and mom started squirrel hunten awhile back, she loves to hunt, she only 86 . I live in a small trailer in the Missouri Ozarks and maw has a double wide just down the road. About twice a week she loads up her trusty 20 ga. H & R and we head for the hickery nut grove. The boys at the big trailer park laff at me and call me a big sissy fer a hunten with my maw. Well the way I see it, that maw would feel a little hurt if she shot me, at least until another bushy tail went thru the tree tops. If my buds at the trailer park shot me they would start fighten over my Buckhorn, I know mom would give my Buckhorn to a worthe charity, shes Baptist ya know. Should I keep a hunten with my maw or go back to hunten with my buds at the trailer park????? Is it a manly thing to hunt with your maw????
Appreciate your advice.
Don frum taney county mo.
It’s great that your mom picked up a hobby since your father passed on. You don’t find too many 86 year old Baptist grandma’s out squire hunting these days. She must really be special.
I’d say, hunt with your mom. At least that way you got somebody to clean the squirrels. And you wont have to share so much of your Buckhorn.
If your bud’s from the big trailer park continue to call you a big sissy, just remember this little poem that has helped me through out the years.
Sticks and Stones may break my bones And Names will never hurt me. But if you keep it up and my feelings get hurt, I’ll bury you ‘neith six feet of dirt.
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