Get Rich Quick

Dear Readers,

Scott sent me the following. Normally I don’t pass along get rich quick schemes, but this one looked too good to be true. As always, use caution. I have never met Scott and I have no way to verify these stories.

This may not be the program for you. If you want to try your hand at it first in a “virtual” environment, I’d suggest picking up the game Trailer Park Tycoon.

How You Can Make Well Over $200 Per week As A Truck Driver Working Less Than 40 hours A Week... Enjoy A Top Income AND A Life... And NEVER Have To Kiss Your Boss's Butt Or Do Anything Else You Don't Want To Do... Ever Again"

From Scott's Daddy

WINNIE,

Not all that many years ago, I was Cutting Hair for a 'living' and I was trying one get "rich quick scheme" after another looking for a way out of the bleak world I faced every day. Then, one idea hit - Trailer Parks

Trailer Parks has created more millionaires. Period. Why not me? Thankfully, I didn't need a degree or good credit or even much money. I used a simple system to take $20 of borrowed money and catapult it to $40 in just 18 months. I've never looked back.

Now, I help other people succeed... like: Scott

"I was living in public housing and I turned on the TV late one night and saw Russ. I decided then and there that I was going down to the seminar and to check this thing out.

Later, using one of Russ' techniques, I was able to acquire a 24-unit Trailer Parks for about $3000. I carried it for one year and then sold it to make a $40 net profit. Investing in Trailer Parks has allowed me to get out of public housing, and now live where we want."

Heidi S. Colorado Springs, CO

To find out how I help thousands of folks every year, folks just like you, make their own miracles, find their own dreams and amass their own fortunes,

Let's face the facts:

The economy is a mess. We're staring war right in the face. Some of you are Truck Drivers or fear you might soon be. Some of you are tired of a pie too small to feed you and your family. Everyone is looking for some sense of security. Something that you have some control over.

For centuries, the rich have gotten richer through investing in Trailer Parks. The average man or woman has not had this advantage... until now. Once you've discovered my techniques, you'll be able to acquire immediate cash flow and be

positioned to do what I did - quickly become a millionaire.

It doesn't matter if you're Truck Driver or unemployed, if you're rich or poor, if you've got great credit or no credit, if you've got savings or not. It's that amazing.

Get your free report - "Rags to Riches" - right now.

Read this incredible story -

"I started investing in Trailer Parks after I got fired from my Truck Diver job. I was facing eviction from my one bedroom Trailer and my wife was pregnant at the time. I had approximately $1,000 in the bank and all I really had was a line of credit. And that was it.

Since I've been investing in Trailer Parks, I've made more than $300 in cash not counting all of the equity I've built up in the properties."

Scott B. Maryland

To discover how others changed their family's future forever, start by grabbing our Free Special Report - "Rags to Riches".

If Scott story isn't inspirational, I don't know what is. And there are hundreds of success stories like these you can check out in the Rags to Riches report.

I can't wait to read your success story.

Yours in success, Russ Whitney

P.S. Here's another story that just came in - "Even though we live in a very small town, less than one week after attending your course, we bought a Trailer in foreclosure less than one mile from our home. The Trailers's resale value is between $10-12K and we bought it for $5K. Estimated cost of fix-ups with Pete's quick tips is at $1,000. What a great deal! As soon as we sell, we'll be getting a check for around $500 on our first deal!!!"

Lorne and Angie S. Glasgow, KY

MY Dad - Can you understand why I want the word to get out how powerful this way of investing is? My whole life is dedicated to showing one person after another how to make their own miracles. Please allow yourself to be one of them.

How to Get Rid of a Boyfriend

Dear Uncle Ralph,
 
My boyfreind lives outback in a camper, he is always at his ex-girlfreinds house becuase he just found out 6 months ago that he is a daddy to her 12 yr old girl. ever since he found out he is Daddy he is over there from the time he gets off of work till he comes home to bed, i never see him anymore i want to dump his sorry [expletive deleted] , how can i go about telling him to take his camper to his ex's since he likes to be there so much?

Maggy Sue

Dear Maggy Sue,

Accidents happen all the time.  I would never advocate spilling gasoline on the camper and accidentally dropping a match on it.  And certainly I would never tell you to back into it with your truck.  Far be it from me to suggest that you pour skunk oil in it.  And it would never occur to me to get another boyfriend while he is away and have him move in to the camper.

I wish I could help you, but I just can’t think of anything to do in your case.

Saving Elvis

Deer Unkle Ralf,

Last Sattidy Jerry Bob, my huzband, and me invitted a bunch of kinfolks and freends over for a big bbq.  Since I had just finnished re-decorating my livin room, ever-one just had to come in and addmire it.  After ever-one had left, I notticed thatt ther were bbq stains and some other oily stains I could not iddentifie on my velvet Elvis pitcher.  Jerry Bob bote it fer me the last time we went to Graceland.  I jest love that velvet hanging.  It is the purtiest thang in my hole livin room.  I am afeered to warsh itt.  Do you know how to remove stains from velvet wall hangins.

Florine

Dear Florine,

I once had a nice velvet picture of Elvis.  Then my dog chewed it up.  It still hangs there but it aint as nice anymore.

My beautiful and lovely, wonder wife of 22 years suggest trying club soda.  That sometimes works. If not, make up a story about how it got BBQ sauce on it.  Try this one: “ I was just sitting here watchin TV and eat’n when an alien just busted in and tried to get my BBQ chicken.  I kicked his butt, but I got BBQ sauce over everything.”   This story is just plausible enough for people to believe it.

P.S.  By the way, when I read your story to my beautiful and lovely, wonderful wife of 22 years, she cried.  She just loves Elvis.

Ash Needs Help

Dear Uncle Ralph,

  Howdy, I need ur help. My mum always sends me out ta pick the tomaters fer her. And i walways have to warsh the clothens fer them our warsher don't even work! i reckon i arta be having fun not saddling up and going to the market to get the food. dad sits around all day watching the tube! Mum don't never even tulk to me. can ya'll help me?

Ash

Dear Ash

That’s terrible.  I suggest you run out and get married right away to the first Trailer Trash guy you can find.  If your gonna be picking the tamaters and going to market and fixin the food, you might as well be doing it for your man.  If you can find a really good man,

perhaps he will get you a warsher that works.

If you ain’t old enough to get married (like 14 or 15) then quit whining and get your dad a Buckhorn.

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