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Thinkin the Good Thunk.

4-28-02

 

So here I sit in my tee-shirt and boxers watch'in TV and drinks a cold one.  The wife has gone out "Garage sale'in" again an I'm left here to ponder the meaning of the universe again.

At some point I should get up and feed the dogs, but ever since the front porch collapsed I haven't heard from them.

No matter.  Hunt'in season is over for now.  I only wish that Kate & Ashley weren't on this TV box so much.

Thought about doin some fishin today, but laid on the sofa instead.  It amazin how when you lay here long enough you cant smell the cat pee on it anymore.

The boys told me I had to dispense some old time advice for their website.  I don't know much about the internet but I figure that I can shell out some nuggets of wisdom.  Like:  When puttin your Chevy up on blocks for the last time, be sure to get all the beer can out.  Them suckers are worth ten cents each!

One of these days I might just get up and wash a plate or two.  The wife is grippin cause she did it last month and now she figures it's my turn.  I figure if I wait a few more days, the month will be over and it will be her turn again.  Anyway, the cats clean 'em good enough when I need one.

Well, I think I'll get another cold one.  Hate gettin up though.  Maybe I'll wait till the wife gets back from "garage sale'in"  (or is it sailin)

 

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