Random Thoughts

May-25-02

So the nephews got me set up on the new web site.  Lots of people looking for help.  Brad celebrated with a new piercing. He wouldn't tell me where he got it.

Lots of letters coming in.  Even some of my "Urban" brothers & sisters are writing in.  I've even had some beauty tips.  All good stuff.  I'll answer every question I can on the web site.   When the news letter comes out, it will be easier.

Nephew Matt got a new girlfriend.  (At least I think it's a girl.  Hard to tell from looking at her) 

My idiot neighbor picked up a lawnmower from somewhere.  It even runs.  He tried to mow his lawn cause he was feeling up'ity, I guess.  Turns out you can mulch beer cans.  It made it a bit rough on his feet though, cause he doesn't wear shoes much.   After cutting is foot on a newly mulched beer can he pulls out his shotgun and shot the lawnmower.  Now it doesn't run any more and he ain't feeling so up'ity no more.

My wife went garage sale'in again.  Now I got me some new underwear. 

I think that Rachael's baby does not belong to Ross. 

This week I need to clean out the bathtub.  It's that time of month when I actually use soap.  If I turn in the beer cans I could pick up a 12 pack or two of Buckhorn beer.  That should be enough incentive to take a bath.

Nephew Alex got a new eyebrow ring.  It's kind of a chain that loops down to another ring through is cheek.  That should impress the chicks.

As I write this India and Pakistan are talking about going at it for real.  Why can't we all just get along?  It seems that all this fight'in over a sweater is a bit much.   Dang!  Just put on a sweat suit.

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