Random Thoughts 6-9-02

Now the nephews drag me down to the public library every week to work on the web site.  Since I lost my license it’s been a real bummer.

 Speaking of bummers, my wife just broke my last 8-track of Elvis.  Now I may have to switch to cassette tapes. 

 I’ve recently though about going into the Maytag lawn ornament business.  I’d just gather up some old Maytag fridges and slap some pink paint on ‘em and I got a hot seller.

 Need to get another 12 cases of Buckhorn beer.

 Need to clean out the old Mustang and take those Buckhorn beer cans back to the store.  Must be $100 there.

 Preacher dropped by today.  Says I need to stop drink’in, stop swear’in, and get back to church.  I was there last Christmas when the nephews was up on stage for their Christmas show.  Preacher says that ain’t enough.  How’d he know I was drink’in?  When I saw his car coming, I had all the beer hid.  Think he saw my Mustang?

 Still another good week of garage sale’in for the wife.  This time she got herself a golf club.  Says she gonna be the next Tiger Woods.   I know she can swing some stuff around but it ain’t never been at no little white ball.

 Thought about gett’in a job today.  But then I thought better of it.  I got a web site now.  All web site people are rich!  Soon the beer money will be rolling in.

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