So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar
and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?
"The guy says, "Dude, I'm six feet tall, 210 pounds, an' I'm a
redneck. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's
Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the
boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck,
too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"
The fella thinks for a moment and says, "Naw, you're right. . . I'd
hate to have to explain it three times!"
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