Bubba comes home
from an exhausting day work working on the city roads, turns on
the television, and plops down on the couch. He yells to his wife,
“Get me a beer before it starts.”
She sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it
starts.”
She looks cross, but gets another beer and slams it down next to
him.
He downs that beer and two minutes later says, “Quick, get me
another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”
Now she’s furious and she yells, “Is that all you’re going to do
tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing
but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore...”
Bubba sighs and says, “Ahw dang. It’s started...”
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