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Dear Uncle Ralph,
the girl i like wont talk to me.
jeremy
[Dear Readers,
Since this letter is so brief that I wasn't sure what the
real problem was, I decided to write 2 different answers.
U.R.]
Answer Number 1
Dude! That sucks! Did you try brushing your
teeth?
[ Ok, that reminds me of a
joke:
Q: What do you say to the prettiest girl in Arkansas?
A: Nice Tooth. ]
Or how about buying her a Buckhorn beer or 20?
Did you start out your conversation by saying "You got a nice
big butt"? [BTW: chicks don't like you to notice their butts
but I've no idea why. They spend so much time growing them you'd think
they'd at least like you to notice them.]
Or are you just plain creepy?
I'll tell you what to do. Go get your hunting
things together and shoot yourself a couple of rabbits. Take them over to
her trailer and offer to let her
clean them and then cook you a nice dinner.
This is how a man would ask a woman out on a date if you lived in Michigan's
Upper Peninsula. Works pretty well there.
Good luck. Let me know how it turns out.
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Answer Number
2
Dear Jeremy,
Dude! That's Great! How'd you get her to shut up?
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