FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

NUMBER 5  

"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

NUMBER 4

"This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to."

NUMBER 3

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2

"Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

NUMBER 1

The number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:   

                                  (Raising your head slowly)     "... in Jesus' name, Amen."

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