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Dear Uncle Ralph,
Every once in a while I try to call my
grandfather and he doesn’t answer the phone. When I ask him where he’s
been, he says he’s been having a “Grand Think”. When I asked him what
that was, he said to ask you to explain it.
Ok. So what is a “Grand Think”?
Lisa
P.S. I didn’t know about your website
until Grandpa told me about it. I love it. Keep up the good work helping
people.
Dear Lisa,
Thanks for the kind words.
A “Grand Think” is the time of the day that we sit and
ponder things for a while. Usually in it's own very special room of your
trailer designed for such thinking. Everyone does it. One of it’s
characteristics is the subtle odiferous vapors that arise from it. This
is just one of the byproducts of the “Grand Think” but there are others.
Sometimes you may see some byproducts that resemble corn. This is normal.
Some people think longer than others. Some people must
work at it and other think in a more "loose" fashion. All are
acceptable, but all must have their own “Grand Think” in their own
style.
I once heard of a woman that couldn’t think. This is
contrary to nature and she became very ill. Finally she went to the
hospital. They gave her some things to help her think but all failed.
Finally in desperation, the doctors decided that surgery was necessary and
when they told her about it, she became so frightened of the prospect of
surgery that she did a month’s worth of thinking all at one time.
It is also a proven fact that men can think better than
women. That’s not a knock against women, it’s just the way God made us.
Some
examples of Great Thinkers
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