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" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents to Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine"

"Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify"

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ... A little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing the Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - - It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

"Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - - Blessed Be the Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It in English, Thank a Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has never solved anything."

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem."
-- Ronald Reagan

 

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