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" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins
Dating Club"
"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"
"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"
" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents to Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine"
"Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed
Overnight"
"Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ... A little Recoil"
"Marines - Providing the Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their
Country since 1775"*
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - - It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"
"Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy - - Blessed Be the Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It in English, Thank a
Veteran"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has never solved
anything."
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the
world. But the Marines don't have that problem." --
Ronald Reagan
(These were sent to me by a friend. Source is unknown)
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