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Which Group Of Professionals Is Being Described here?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

19 have been accused of writing bad checks.

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3 have done time for assault.

71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

8 have been arrested for shoplifting.

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,

and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Can you guess which organization this is?

Neither,

It's the 435 members of the United States Congress

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
 

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