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I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for
my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a
dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side
though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works
is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time
you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food had
poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to
lick my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing
so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
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