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A guy from Tennessee
passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch
it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the
front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," d the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice
on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere
else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? (Come on- this is
funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss
too. Both books -- poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one
of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are
STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks
at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya? "No," replies the man,
"I'm from Pennsylvania". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in
Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very
bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? "The man says,"I
mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's
okay boys, he's one of us!"
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