hey, ya'll ready fer 'nother update from ol'

 "uncle" Joe?..  oh stop it! ya know ya are!

some o' the folks look at me as their advisor and tend to ask me fer marriage advice and stuff. well' i'm really not too good at marriage.

my first two wives are deceased and the third one is incarcerated in a mental joint called Robert Young Center up in Illinois sumwher!

I'm just too hard on women 'er sumthin's wrong.

So fer advice i want to reccomend ya'll go to the "Dear Abby" of trailer folk..UNCLE RALPH

heres where he's at : www.askuncleralph.com

i'm sure he'll help ya'll out! he's a good lookin'

fella with lot's o' good advice! bless his heart!

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'member Widder Benson's brothers that came to see her few weeks back? well, she tells me that one of 'em's now with the FBI..yep sho'

is.....they picked 'im up in Atlanta!! ha ha !

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Homer Scruggs told me 'tother day that he met his wife in a singles club! yep..trouble was he thought she was home with the kids!

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Roscoe Baker said he told the sheriff that his

wife was missing. He described her as 5'6",

38-24-36, blond and beautiful! I said "Roscoe

I know yer wife. she's 4'9", 240 pounds and

looks like a horse's pitut!" He said "i know but

who wants HER back?"....guess i'd have ta 'gree with 'im!

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Chuck called from Sheldon, Io-way 'tother

day sayin' he thinks that towns a bit behind

the time. he saw a wanted dead or alive poster

fer BONNIE and CLYDE at the post office!

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Sue after their big fight couple months back:

"Sorry i made you cry, but now yer face is cleaner".sweet couple, bless their hearts!

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My brother told me 'bout one he heard or writ

just 'afore christmas..he might o' writ fer his

wife, i dont know but it's a good one! "If my

nose was runnin' money i'd blow it all on you!"

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lookin' thru some old photos, i found one o' me playing my Pa's old Gibson from the 1930's

Boy, look at the Buddy Holly hair style! what

happened to it?

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lookin' back over my love life prompted me to

write a song 'bout it too! "At the gas station of love,i got the self-serv pump!"

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I laugh at these folks a lot, but, hey, I'll say they know how to get things done! Fer 'sample

the easiest way to start a campfire came from

ole' Lem Crenshaw by golly!  Works great!

See!  a can o' WD 40 an' a roll o' duct tape

are all the tools a redneck needs!

Well, this' startin' ta drag on as usual so I'd better let cha'll go. till next time this is yer

ole' "Uncle" Joe sayin'.....if you think "soccer"

is the way ta shut yer mother-in-law up, ya'll

must live in a trailer park!"      

     as each day passes, we are ONE DAY CLOSER to 2012 !!

  if at first you don't suceed, try duct tape !!